I ran across this on wwtdd.com this morning and had to link it up.
Jail Paris Hilton (sign here if you’re down like that)
He’s actually got a free Paris one as well, which is losing by a minimum of 2:1 to the jail version. (40k vs 20k)
Honestly though, given the facts of her crime and “regular” person would have served the full 90 days as mandated by the sentencing guidelines. Mandatory minimums, for once, having a positive effect.