diet coke on the side

Holy crap. I can barely polish off one of those 1lb. burgers at Hardees without feeling full. I should see if they’ll serve me one of these bad boys. No ketchup though, that just makes it sloppy.

From what I understand people are actually “protesting” this. OH NOS someone will think it’s cool and get fatter. Guess what, if you don’t know that habitual fast food meals will make you a tubby, acne-riddled blob of goo I can’t be bothered to sympathize. Sorry. It’s not you, it’s me. Well that’s a lie. It’s you. It’s all you and your stupids.